I am having an MRI of my pancreas done this morning. I am nervous.
I went to the Doc a few weeks ago because my poop was white. It was after I attended a BBQ (most excellent flavors) that included very high fat meats. I figured (and the Internet confirmed) that I should tell the Doc about it. White is not a normal color for poop. Blood tests, urine tests, ultra sound tests - all reveal that there is nothing wrong with me. No stones, no blockages. So, today is the MRI. To look for cancer basically. I think that this is all that is left to look at.
I do not like the idea of being in a certain position for an hour...and not moving. I do not like the idea that - if there is any metal in your body, you could get hurt by the magnetic pull of it. I don't know if I have metal in my body. Nobody put any there - but, who knows what may have happened? Something in my eye? Maybe aliens put something inside me, I am always playing in the dirt and doing dirty things. My Doc said I should take 2 tranquilizers. That is good. I don't want to feel freaked out. Like I already do - and my anxiety grows as the minutes pass.
Well, I leave in 3 minutes. Going to take my pills. Wish me luck.
As much as I do not like the idea of this test - it is an excellent thing, isn't it? To be able to see the insides so clearly. Amazing really.
On A Subway In Tokyo
1 day ago
An hour in a tube with loud noises, headphones on oldies and an I.V. in the back of my hand. Hold your breath.......okay, breathe. Pictures of all of my entrails. Wow.
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